House of Pies Restaurant & Bakery Menu (Update 2025)
Welcome to the House of Pies Restaurant & Bakery, located at 1330 Lake Woodlands Dr, The Woodlands, TX. This charming eatery specializes in a diverse menu that beautifully blends breakfast comfort foods with decadent desserts. Customers rave about their fluffy pancakes, juicy breakfast sausage, and the unmissable pecan pie, touted as a must-try.
Beyond breakfast, the restaurant features an array of delicious options like fresh salads, savory dinner plates, and an impressive selection of pies, including key lime and almond cheesecake. The service shines here, with many guests highlighting the warmth and attentiveness of staff members, creating a welcoming atmosphere perfect for any occasion—be it a casual breakfast or a family gathering.
Whether you're a local or just visiting, House of Pies invites you to indulge in their culinary delights and experience the heartfelt hospitality that keeps customers coming back for more!
Texas Breakfasts Breakfast Anytime
Texas breakfasts are served with your choice of one side & one bread
Eggs Alone
Two eggs any style
Sunshine
Two eggs any style with two bacon strips or one sausage patty and peach halves
Bacon & Eggs
Four crisp bacon strips with two eggs any style
Sausage & Eggs
Two whole hog patties with two eggs any style
Ham Steak & Eggs
4oz premium ham steak with two eggs any style
Turkey Sausage & Eggs
Two turkey patties with two eggs any style
Smoked Sausage & Eggs
Beef & pork link with two eggs cooked any style
Chopped Steak & Eggs
Lean ground beef cooked to your liking with two eggs any style
Corned Beef Hash & Eggs
Grilled corn beef hash with two eggs any style
Chicken Fried Steak & Eggs
Served with country gravy and two eggs any style
Chicken Fried Chicken & Eggs
Our batter dipped chicken fried chicken with country gravy and two eggs any style
Pork Chops & Eggs
Two chops, lightly breaded and grilled with two eggs any style
Beef Fajita & Eggs
1/2 lb. beef fajita, served with grilled onions, picante, cheese, frijoles & flour tortillas, and with two eggs any style
Ribeye Steak & Eggs
Hand-trimmed, 8oz tender ribeye steak cooked to order with two eggs any style
Chicken Breast & Eggs
Marinated and grilled chicken breast with two eggs any style
Biscuits & Sausage
With country gravy
BLTEC Sandwich
Bacon, lettuce, tomato with a fried egg, American cheese plus your choice of one fruit, potato or side selection
Eggsadillas
Two eggs any style, O'brien potatoes, sausage, cheddar & Jack cheese served with frijoles, picante and sour cream
Huevos Rancheros
Flour tortilla topped with two scrambled eggs, picante, cheddar & Jack cheese, served with frijoles, extra flour tortillas and your choice of one fruit, potato or side selection
Acapulco Breakfast
Two eggs scrambled with taco meat (onions, peppers, mushrooms & chives) with cheddar & Jack cheese, picante, frijoles, flour tortillas and your choice of one fruit, potato or side selection
Sausage Scrambler
A buttermilk biscuit topped with two sausage patties, two scrambled eggs smothered in country gravy and your choice of one fruit, potato or side selection
Eggs Benedict
English muffin, ham steak, poached eggs, rich Hollandaise sauce and your choice of one fruit, potato or side selection
Benedict Florentine
English muffin, topped with tomato, spinach, mushrooms, poached eggs, rich Hollandaise sauce and your choice of one fruit, potato or side selection
Avocado Toast
Herb toast topped with avocado, tomato, spinach & one sunny-side up egg. Served with your choice of one side.
Bagel Breakfast Sandwich
Toasted bagel topped with 2 eggs omelet style, bacon & American cheese. Served with your choice of one side.
Breakfast Tacos
3 flour tortillas stuffed with choice of bacon or sausage, scrambled eggs, O'Brien potatoes & cheddar cheese, served with frijoles & picante. Add a taco 2.95 Add avocado 1.55
Overnight Oats & Yogurt
Milk, honey and oats topped with yogurt, sliced strawberries & bananas
Breakfast Favorites Breakfast Anytime
From The Griddle Breakfast Anytime
Griddle Platter
Choice of 3 buttermilk pancakes or 4 french toast triangles or a belgian waffle Add 2 eggs any style 2.25 Add Meat: bacon (4) or sausage patties (2) or ham steak 3.25 ea Add Toppings: Bananas, Blueberries, Peaches, Pineapple, Strawberries, Chocolate Chips, Pecan Pieces 2.25 ea Add Whipped Cream 1.95
Club Breakfast
Two french toast triangles, 2 eggs & 2 bacon or 1 sausage patty
Country Breakfast
Two buttermilk pancakes, 2 eggs & 2 bacon or 1 sausage patty
Waffle Platter
Our signature belgian waffle, 2 eggs & 2 bacon or 1 sausage patty
Banana Pecan Pancakes
Three buttermilk pancakes topped with pecan pieces, sliced bananas & caramel drizzle
Strawberry Cream Waffle
Topped with strawberries, whipped cream & strawberry glaze drizzle
French Toast Supreme
Two french toast stuffed with sweet cream cheese and strawberry jam, topped with fresh strawberries, whipped cream & strawberry glaze drizzle
Chicken & Waffle
Our belgian waffle topped with 3 chicken tenders and dusted with powdered sugar
Served with your choice of one side and one bread
Cheddar Cheese
Ham & Cheddar Cheese
Bacon & Cheddar Cheese
Turkey Sausage & Cheese
Sausage & Cheddar Cheese
Spinach, Mushroom & Swiss Cheese
Texan
Bacon, sausage, jalapenos, onions & cheddar cheese
Denver
Diced ham, bell peppers & cheddar cheese
Hangover (Vegetarian)
Bell peppers, onions, mushrooms, cheddar cheese, picante sauce
Acapulco
Taco meat (onions, peppers, chives, mushrooms), cheddar and Jack cheese, picante sauce
Chili & Cheddar Cheese
Philly Cheese Steak
Thinly sliced ribeye grilled with mushrooms, onions, peppers & Swiss cheese
Add your favorite ingredients:
Meats: Bacon, Sausage, Ham, Taco Meat (1.95 each) Cheese: American, Swiss, Jack, Cheddar (1.55 each) Veggies: Avocado, Jalapenos, Mushroom, Tomatoes (1.55 each)
3 Egg Omelettes Breakfast Anytime
Appetizers Lunch & Dinner
Pickle Chips
Mini Corn Dogs
Wings With A Zing
Cauliflower Wings
Spicy Cheese Curds
Battered Onion Rings
Breaded Mozzarella Sticks
Southwest Chicken Egg Rolls
Pick 3 Sampler Platter
Any 3 above
Shrimp Basket
Golden fried panko breaded shrimp
Chicken Tenders
Hand battered & fried
Chili Cheese Fries
French fries smothered in chili, cheddar cheese, onions & bacon bits
Quesadilla
Flour tortilla filled with jack cheese, grilled onions & your choice of protein. Served with picante sauce & sour cream Chicken 10.95 / Beef 11.95 / Shrimp 12.95
Dinner Salad
Variety of mixed greens
Homemade Soup
Cup 3.95 / Bowl 5.95 / XL Bowl 11.95 Served with crackers or dinner roll (Add Dinner Salad 2.95)
Chili
Topped with cheese (onion optional). Served with crackers or dinner roll. Cup 5.95 / Bowl 7.95 / XL Bowl 14.95
Chef's Salad
Turkey, Ham, Swiss & American cheese over mixed greens with tomato & hard boiled egg. Served with crackers or dinner roll
Taco Salad
Taco meat, onions, bell peppers, chives, mushrooms, cheddar, jack cheese & tortilla chips over mixed greens with picante & sour cream. Served with crackers or dinner roll
Spinach & Bacon Salad
Topped with strawberries, pecans, bacon bits, hard boiled egg & cheddar cheese. Served with crackers or dinner roll
Fajita Salad
Beef fajita strips, grilled bell peppers & onions with picante sauce & sour cream. Served with crackers or dinner roll
Hot Chicken Salad
Chicken strips grilled with bell peppers & onions, served with tomato & hard boiled egg. Served with crackers or dinner roll
Chicken Tender Salad
Hand breaded chicken strips with cheddar cheese & tomato. Served with crackers or dinner roll
Grilled Shrimp Salad
Grilled shrimp, onions, bell peppers, with tomato slices & boiled egg. Served with crackers or dinner roll
Tuna or Chicken Salad Boat
A large tomato stuffed with our homemade tuna or chicken salad on a bed of mixed greens with hard boiled egg. Served with crackers or dinner roll
Fruit Salad
Seasonal assorted fruit with sherbet, cottage cheese or yogurt
Loaded Baked Potato
Butter, cheese, bacon, sour cream & chives. (Add Dinner Salad 2.95)
Chili Topped Potato
Topped with our hearty chili, cheddar cheese & onions. (Add Dinner Salad 2.95)
Philly Baked Potato
Topped with sliced ribeye, grilled bell peppers, onions, mushrooms & jack cheese. (Add Dinner Salad 2.95)
Soups & Salads Lunch & Dinner
Burgers & Sandwiches Lunch & Dinner
All Burgers and Sandwiches are served with your choice of one side
Hamburger
Lean ground beef patty on a sesame seed bun w/ lettuce, tomato, pickles and mayo on side
Cheeseburger
Lean ground beef patty on a sesame seed bun w/ choice of cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles and mayo on side
Chili Burger
Lean ground beef patty served open faced w/ hearty chili, cheddar cheese & onions
Bacon Burger
Lean ground beef patty on a sesame seed bun w/ choice of cheese, two bacon strips, lettuce, tomato, pickles and mayo on side
Avocado Burger
Lean ground beef patty on a sesame seed bun w/ avocado, choice of cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles and mayo on side
Mushroom Burger
Lean ground beef patty on a sesame seed bun w/ grilled mushrooms, choice of cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles and mayo on side
Bayou City Burger
Lean ground beef patty on a sesame seed bun w/ choice of cheese, mushrooms, jalapenos, two bacon strips and a fried egg
Patty Melt
Lean ground beef patty on grilled herb bread w/ American cheese, grilled onions, tomato & special sauce
Hamburger Club
A triple decker built with our burger patty, bacon strips, lettuce, tomato and mayo on toast
Grilled Chicken
A boneless lightly seasoned breast grilled and served on a poppyseed bun with lettuce, tomato, pickles and mayo on side
Monterey Chicken
A boneless lightly seasoned breast grilled and served on a poppyseed bun w/ grilled mushrooms and Jack cheese
Texas Fried Chicken
Hand-breaded chicken breast on Texas toast w/ choice of cheese, mushrooms, jalapenos, & two bacon strips
Chicken Fried Chicken
Hand breaded chicken breast on a poppyseed bun w/ lettuce, tomato, pickles & mayo on side
Chicken Fried Steak
Breaded beef cutlet on a poppyseed bun w/ lettuce, tomato, pickles, & mayo on side
Smoked Sausage
Beef and pork link on a hoagie roll w/ bell peppers & onions
BLT
Crisp bacon, lettuce, tomato, & mayo on white toast w/ pickles on side
BLTEC
Crisp bacon, lettuce, tomato, American cheese, fried egg & mayo on white toast w/ pickles on side
Deli Delight
Choice of (Ham, Turkey, or Roast Beef) on a poppyseed bun w/ lettuce, tomato, pickles & mayo
Regency Club
A triple-decker w/ turkey breast, crisp bacon, lettuce, tomato, pickles & mayo
Grilled Cheese
Melted American, Swiss & cheddar cheese on grilled white toast
Chicken Salad
Homemade chicken salad on a poppyseed bun w/ lettuce, tomato, pickles & mayo
Tuna or Chicken Salad
Homemade tuna salad on a poppyseed bun w/ lettuce, tomato, pickles & mayo
Tuna Melt
Grilled tuna salad on grilled herb bread w/ American cheese, tomato, special sauce & pickles
Ham & Swiss Melt
Ham and melted Swiss cheese on grilled herb bread w/ sliced tomato, special sauce & pickles
Turkey & Swiss Melt
Turkey and melted Swiss cheese on grilled herb bread w/ sliced tomato, special sauce & pickles
Roast Beef & Swiss Melt
Roast Beef and melted Swiss cheese on grilled herb bread w/ sliced tomato, special sauce & pickles on side
Monte Cristo
Tripe decker of ham, turkey & Swiss cheese dipped in egg-cream batter, deep fried & dusted w/ powdered sugar
Fish Poboy
Grilled or fried filet of fish on a grilled hoagie roll w/ tartar sauce, lettuce & tomato
Shrimp Poboy
Grilled or fried shrimp on a grilled hoagie roll w/ tartar sauce, lettuce & tomato
French Beef Dip
Thinly sliced roast beef soaked in au jus on a grilled French roll w/ a cup of au jus fordipping
Philly Cheesesteak
Grilled sliced Ribeye, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, & Swiss cheese on hoagie roll
Ribeye Steak
8oz tender Ribeye (cooked medium) on grilled hoagie roll
Lunch and Dinner specials are served with a soup or house salad, today's vegetable, one side & a dinner roll.
Chicken Pot Pie
Our signature recipe filled with chicken, peas, carrots and potatoes
Grilled Chicken
A boneless lightly seasoned breast grilled
Chicken Tenders
Hand breaded & deep fried chicken tender strips served w/ country gravy
Monterey Chicken
Grilled marinated chicken breast topped with sauteed mushrooms & Jack cheese
Chicken Fried Chicken
Hand breaded and deep fried chicken breast topped with country gravy
Smoked Sausage
Two sausage links topped with grilled bell peppers and onions
Filet of Fish
Have it your way grilled or deep fried choice of cocktail or tartar sauce & lemon wedges
Fish and Chips
Fried fish filets w/ choice of cocktail or tartar sauce & lemon wedges.
Shrimp Platter
Have it your way grilled or fried w/ choice of cocktail or tartar sauce & lemon wedges
Chopped Steak
Seasoned lean meat cooked to your order topped with onion rings
Chicken Fried Steak
Beef cutlet deep fried & topped with country gravy
Grilled Pork Chops
Two lightly breaded chops cooked to perfection topped with grilled onions
Ribeye Steak and Shrimp
Hand trimmed Rib-Eye steak cooked to your liking, topped grilled shrimp
Lunch & Dinner Specials Lunch & Dinner
Fusion Specials Lunch & Dinner
Spaghetti & Meat Sauce
Homemade meat sauce, served with garlic toast. Served with soup or salad.
Chicken Parmesan
Hand breaded chicken breast topped with marinara sauce & Swiss cheese. Served with spaghetti. Served with soup or salad.
Meat Loaf
Homemade meatloaf topped with brown gravy, served with mashed potatoes, vegetable of the day & with a soup or salad.
Beef Tacos
Seasoned taco meat (onions, peppers, chives, mushrooms) & cheddar cheese. Served with frijoles, picante sauce & sour cream.
Fried Chicken Tacos
Our special sauce & cheddar cheese. Served with frijoles, picante sauce & sour cream.
Fried Fish Tacos
Our special sauce & cheddar cheese. Served with frijoles, picante sauce & sour cream.
Grilled Shrimp Tacos
Our special sauce & cheddar cheese. Served with frijoles, picante sauce & sour cream.
Tacos Lunch & Dinner
All Day Side Choices Sides
Potatoes
Hash Browns, French Fries, Cottage Fries, O'Brien Potatoes, Mashed Potatoes, Loaded Mashed Potatoes 1.95, Baked Potato 1.95, Sweet Potato Fries 1.95
Mac & Cheese
Sauteed Spinach
Dinner Salad 1.95
Onion Rings 1.95
Grits
Yogurt
Fruit Cup
Avocado
Cottage Cheese or Cottage Cheese & Peaches
Bread
Toast (White, Wheat, Herb, Raisin), Muffins (English, Blueberry, Carrot), Buttermilk Biscuits, Bagel, or Flour Tortillas
Potatoes
Hash Browns 3.95 French Fries 3.95 Cottage Fries 3.95 O’Brien Potatoes 3.95 Mashed Potatoes 3.95 Loaded Mashed Potatoes 5.95 Sweet Potato Fries 4.95
Meats
Bacon (4) 3.95 Pork Sausage (2) 3.95 Turkey Sausage (2) 3.95 Ham Steak 3.95 Smoked Sausage (1) 3.95 Pork Chops 8.95 Chopped Steak* 5.95 Chicken Breast 5.95 Chicken Fried Chicken 6.95 Chicken Fried Steak 6.95 Ribeye Steak* 12.95 Fish Fillet Grilled or Fried 6.95 Grilled Shrimp 8.95 Chicken Pot Pie 8.95
Other
One Egg 1.45 Cheese (American, Swiss, Jack, Cheddar) 1.55 each Bread (see choices) 1.95 Yogurt 2.95 Fruit Cup 2.95 Cottage Cheese & Peaches 3.25 Avocado 2.95 Grits with butter (Cup) 2.95 Sauteed Spinach 2.95 Sauteed Mushrooms 2.95 White or Brown Gravy .95 Picante Sauce or Sour Cream .95
A La Carte Sides
Kid's Menu (12 yrs & Under)
Pancakes
Two pancakes served with two eggs & bacon. Served with a Jr size Milk or Soda
French Toast
Two french toast served with two eggs & bacon. Served with a Jr size Milk or Soda
Grilled Cheese & Fries
Served with a Jr size Milk or Soda
Cheeseburger & Fries
Served with a Jr size Milk or Soda
Chicken Fingers & Fries
Served with a Jr size Milk or Soda
Mini Corn Dogs & Fries
Served with a Jr size Milk or Soda
Spaghetti & Meat Sauce
Served with a Jr size Milk or Soda
Mac 'N Cheese
Served with a Jr size Milk or Soda
Hot Tea
Iced Tea
Regular or Sweet
Milk
Regular 3.25 / Large 3.95
Juice
Orange, Apple, Cranberry, Citrus Peach Reg 3.25 / Lg 3.95
Soft Drinks
Coke, Diet Coke, Dr. Pepper, Sprite, Root Beer, Lemonade 32 oz 3.25 / refills 1.25
Coke Float
32oz. glass of Coke and vanilla ice cream
Milkshake or Malts
Chocolate, Vanilla, or Strawberry
Beverages Drinks
Coffees Drinks
House Coffee
House ground and freshly brewed, regular or decaf
Espresso
Cappuccino
Latte
Hot or Iced
Vanilla Latte
Hot or Iced
Mocha
Hot or Iced
Hot Chocolate
With whipped cream
Mimosas
Orange, Cranberry, Apple, or Citrus peach juice Glass 6 / Carafe 18
Sangria
Red or White, made in house Glass 8 / Carafe 25
Bellini
Frozen Peach Bellini Glass 7 / Carafe 21
Frose
Fruity and Refreshing Rose Slush Glass 7 / Carafe 21
Mimosas & Specialty Drinks Drinks
Wines Drinks
Red Wine
Substance, Cabernet Sauvignon - Columbia Valley 10 glass / 42 bottle Carmel Road, Pinot Noir - Calif 9 glass / 37 bottle Trapiche, Malbec - Argentina 7 glass / 32 bottle
White Wine
Matua, Sauvignon Blanc - New Zealand 9 glass / 37 bottle St. Hubert’s, The Stag Chardonnay - Calif 10 glass / 41 bottle Cavit, Pinot Grigio - Italy 8 glass / 34 bottle
Rose
La Vielle Ferme, Rose - France 7 glass / 30 bottle
Bubbles
Veuve De Paris, Sparkling Wine - France 7 glass / 30 bottle Avissi, Prosecco - Italy 30 bottle